Archive for the ‘RAMPAGE’ Category

The moderately obsessive guide to driving too much.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Kinda a work in progress: a map annotated with my notes on how I drive between New York and North Carolina. Probably interesting to no one but me, but if you ever make the drive, boy, what a resource! View Larger Map

Is it time for the modern pentathlon yet?

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Rogge rips the wrong guy Jacques Rogge is so bought, so compromised, the president of the IOC doesn’t have the courage to criticize China for telling a decade of lies to land itself these Olympic Games. All the promises made to get these Games — on Tibet, Darfur, pollution, worker safety, freedom ...

Joe Biden: still terrible.

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Thanks to eagle-eyed readers Jason Smith and Smandrew Smutson for this relevant news tip: Nader predicts Obama to pick Clinton “I don’t think he’s that dumb,” said Nader, commenting on widespread speculation that Obama’s choices are down to Sens. Joe Biden or Evan Bayh, or Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine. The smart pick, according ...

Where I join the pundit class.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

I want this all over the Internet before I get a txt from my boy Barack telling me I'm wrong: Hillary Clinton will be the vice presidential nominee of the Democratic Party. Seriously. Hillary Rodham Clinton, the lady who ran against Obama in the primary. You remember her, right? Here's the thing: ...

This is the crowning achievement of my life.

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Seriously.

Ok, everyone throw in $20.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

The bar tab just got here. Let's just split it like men, all right?

Baseball management fail.

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

I enjoyed watching the All-Star Game last night. I know! But then again, I've always been an asshole for trainwrecks and watching things break.AL extends All-Star dominanceThe American League won the All-Star game, 4-3, in 15 innings in front of a sellout crowd of 55,632 at soon-to-be-razed Yankee Stadium when ...

Rednecking!

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

When I make it down to see Jeff and Shanna, I know I can count on a rednecky good time. Yesterday, Jeff really outdid himself, with the barbecue and the canned beer and the Creedence and the shirtless redneck associates and the skeet shooting and the illegal fireworks. See? Not an ...

The most responsibility I’ve ever had in my life.

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Last fall, my dear old friend and former roommate Austin gave me a call and asked if I was an ordained minister. I told him I wasn't, but since I'm aware of the Internet, I could take care of it pretty easily. Good, he said, because he wanted me to ...

That’s it, I’m going back to MySpace.

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

As if I don't have enough to deal with, now I've got a regular fucking Cosby Mystery on my hands. I logged into Facebook from the road last night, because I can, and if you can you do the same thing, so don't front. I had a friend request waiting for ...