Archive for the ‘RAMPAGE’ Category
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
Thanks to eagle-eyed readers Jason Smith and Smandrew Smutson for this relevant news tip:
Nader predicts Obama to pick Clinton
“I don’t think he’s that dumb,” said Nader, commenting on widespread speculation that Obama’s choices are down to Sens. Joe Biden or Evan Bayh, or Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine.
The smart pick, according ...
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Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
I want this all over the Internet before I get a txt from my boy Barack telling me I'm wrong: Hillary Clinton will be the vice presidential nominee of the Democratic Party.
Seriously. Hillary Rodham Clinton, the lady who ran against Obama in the primary. You remember her, right?
Here's the thing: ...
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Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
Seriously.
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Thursday, July 24th, 2008
The bar tab just got here. Let's just split it like men, all right?
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
I enjoyed watching the All-Star Game last night. I know! But then again, I've always been an asshole for trainwrecks and watching things break.AL extends All-Star dominanceThe American League won the All-Star game, 4-3, in 15 innings in front of a sellout crowd of 55,632 at soon-to-be-razed Yankee Stadium when ...
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Sunday, July 6th, 2008
When I make it down to see Jeff and Shanna, I know I can count on a rednecky good time. Yesterday, Jeff really outdid himself, with the barbecue and the canned beer and the Creedence and the shirtless redneck associates and the skeet shooting and the illegal fireworks.
See? Not an ...
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Monday, June 30th, 2008
Last fall, my dear old friend and former roommate Austin gave me a call and asked if I was an ordained minister. I told him I wasn't, but since I'm aware of the Internet, I could take care of it pretty easily. Good, he said, because he wanted me to ...
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Monday, June 23rd, 2008
As if I don't have enough to deal with, now I've got a regular fucking Cosby Mystery on my hands.
I logged into Facebook from the road last night, because I can, and if you can you do the same thing, so don't front. I had a friend request waiting for ...
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Monday, June 23rd, 2008
I stopped off last night at a Burger King somewhere between Washington and Baltimore for food and gas. It was nearly 10pm, I hadn't eaten since lunch, I was starving, I had suffered through terrible traffic around Fredericksburg, but I didn't want to make two stops — this is typical ...
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Tuesday, June 17th, 2008
My brother is an enormous pain in my ass. I can say that because 1) he'd know exactly how to take it, and 2) he's not going to read this for at least a month.Jeff is two and a half years younger than me, he's an electronics technician in the ...
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