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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

This email arrived in my inbox overnight: Oh noes! Is it already time for me to be pissing and moaning about getting a haircut again? I should write back and ask her to send me a sports almanac.

Epic workplace ironic fail.

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

I needed to look up a coworker's phone number, and then this happened: This has certainly been one of those days.

$120 stupidity tax.

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Here's what they don't tell you when you calculate the total cost of ownership of an iPhone: if you're stupid, it'll cost you more. But thanks to the Apple Store's emailed receipts, I have a virtual paper trail of my stupidity. On October 9, 2007, I bought my iPhone, and immediately ...

These balls is tasty!

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Yes, Ikea sells frozen meatballs. Yes, they are tasty.

Car, boat, train, and bike.

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Three day weekend WIN and FAIL: WIN: Meaghan came to visit and see the new apartment. Meaghan weekends are the best weekends. FAIL: Ikea in Brooklyn. Our experience basically mirrored this, and we were so extremely frustrated that I just grabbed a dresser, a closet organizer, a couple of rugs, and got ...

Here we go again.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

Good news: the loft question is settled, option 3 wins. In the end, I hate hitting my head on things. Bad news: new indecisiveness.Now, to ease the pain of moving into such a small space, I'm allowing myself the small comfort of a flatscreen television. The footprint of my current ...

My name is Scott, and I have a problem.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Starting this evening, I'm between Time Warner accounts until we move into the new place on the 31st. No cable, which is a minor inconvenience, but no Internet, which already has me twitching. No open WiFi nodes, either. Lousy neighbors. I'm laying on the couch, where we barely get ...

Epic bedroom dilemma.

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

What I'm writing about here is something that has caused me a great deal of acrimony in my everyday life and relationships. People are walking away, rolling their eyes, telling me to shutup, all at a much higher rate than usual. Even my dear sweet beautiful bride-to-be does not want ...

Apartment win!

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Dave and I signed a lease on a new apartment this morning, on the same street we are now, one block to the east. We are understandably excited. Please enjoy these crummy photos I took with the iPhone while I was looking at the apartment. Here is the view from a ...

This entry is designed to provoke a response from my brother.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

I almost forgot! I changed my own air filter in my car! Oh, how proud I was of myself. I could have sworn I had it done at least once along with an oil change, but apparently not — it seemed to be the factory original filter in there. I ...