Archive for the ‘URBAN RUT’ Category

22% on time.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

I haven't been home in seven days — I'm tired, homesick, more than a little hungover, and generally crabby. I'm wearing jeans to work today because everything else I have with me smells like cigarettes and ass and might have body glitter on it. And I miss my cats.I'm about ...

Let’s go Rrrrrrrrrangers.

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

After spending all morning reading about how much I missed out on by failing to score the tightest ticket in town, I figured the Universe owed me one. But the best the Universe could do on short notice was drop club level tickets to the Rangers-Islanders game at Madison Square ...

No one touched the fruit plate.

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

Yesterday was a site launch day at work. (For Dave Siegel, who thinks I work at a bakery: yesterday we introduced a new loaf of bread to our bread inventory.)This was the first site we've launched for this particular publisher, and I had joked with him consistently over the course ...

Karmic retribution for my senior year of high school.

Monday, October 29th, 2007

One of my eight or nine favorite things about my new iPhone is that I finally get to know the joy that comes with owning a cameraphone. I've been taking all sorts of stupid pictures of mediocre quality. I saw Morrissey twice last week. This shot's from Monday, when I tried ...

A message of love.

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Look at what I had waiting for me this morning: Awws. I feel the same way, girls.

The circumnavigation of Manhattan.

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

Here's the driving report for Saturday, September 29th, 2007: Today was finally the day for heading down to Red Hook, Brooklyn, for the locally-famous Central/South American food stands that occupy the Red Hook ball fields. It's the top-rated restaurant on Yelp, edging out the Michelin three star Jean-Georges, so my expectations ...

I’ll miss you, sitting in the car for 90 minutes twice a week.

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS is in a GARAGE, motherfucker. I'll miss the alternate side parking ritual, I sort of enjoyed it. But what with the job, and I've been told that I enjoy strange things, so I started hunting for a garage. A week and a hundred phone calls and ...

I miss you too, blog.

Monday, September 24th, 2007

Dear Internet, If history has anything to say about it, when things are going well for me, this blog turns to a sparse and boring pile of crap. I'm sorry for your loss of reading material, Internet, but I can't be bothered to find my whimsical voice just this minute. Not ...

These doors never do close.

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

These weekdays of leisure in the city will soon be over, so I made the trip to Brooklyn today to finally explore the Transit Museum. Best museum EVER. I couldn't get enough of the transit ads in the old trains, several of which I photographed and will offer with no further ...

A day at the beach!

Sunday, September 9th, 2007

It was time to let off a little steam by way of the automotive safety valve, so roommates Nick Faber and Dave Siegel joined me in the Dodge Stratus for a trip down the shore, as they say. We were searching for a boardwalk, an ocean, fried foods, sweet confections, ...